What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
(
chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
« Go Back
I tried, it backfired a bitI was about 14/15 and was 'going out' with a boy from school, like you do when you're that age. I remember wanting to dump him, although I'm not sure why. I had a speech all planned out in my head about how it just wasn't working out and decided to go for a walk in the park and recite my speech in the hope that he would agree with me and end it (I was too scared of hurting his feelings as he'd been chasing after me for a fair while.)
I think I must have been nervous, because what should have been "I don't deserve you" came out as " You don't deserve me". I don't think he was very impressed. To be fair, I wasn't very impressed at myself!
Although after this he did tell all his friends that my idea of a blowjob was a bit of licking on the end, which was completely untrue. So I should've just told him he was a twat really, shouldn't I?!
Edit: In retrospect, why was I even bothered at 14? What kind of 14 year old thinks 'It's not working out'? It must be my older brain putting it's spin on it. I hope.
(
El Lazarus is calm now, Ish,, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 21:40,
Reply)
« Go Back