What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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easy....Tell her you want a threesome (and I mean the cool kind, not a sausagefest) If you fail to get dumped, you still win!
You can then keep upping the antie too: "Last night was fun darling, but there was something missing....baby oil and four more of your friends!" Its like repeatedly pressing the gamble button on a fruit machine, and it spewing out more and more money each time, untill you eventually hit the jackpot, she dumps you, and you end up having to clean ALL the mayonaise back out of the local swimming pool and make your apologies to the local college ladies netball, hockey and athletics teams....cos its sod's law that they would never go for it after the female hive mind found out what a bastard you were to her!
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 0:50, 1 reply)
Hive mind!You know about this too eh. Scary isn't it!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:40, closed)
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