What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Pretty awful behaviourbut the girlfriend teaching her kid to call him 'daddy' is pretty shoddy as well. I certainly wouldn't expect Sweary Junior to do that (and to be honest, he wouldn't anyway). I care about him, sure, and want the best for him, but I'm not his dad and never will be.
Good grief, it's a bit like when kids are misbehaving in public, and their mother shoots you a glance and proceeds to utter the magic words "If you don't behave, the man will come and tell you off".
No I fucking won't - I'm more likely to cast you a whithering look, and roll my eyes in a silent "why can't you keep your loin fruits under control without having to resort to implying a threat from a random stranger who has even less skills in the naughty children department than you seem to have"? type of way.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:44,
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