
Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
( , Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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i suppose having a cock for a face would be quite handy for a total wanker
you could pretend you had something in your eye and actually be having a quick fiddle
picking your nose would be well kinky
you'd still need kleenex to mop up the goo but people would just think you had a bad cold
*phones plastic surgeon in guatamala*
( , Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:09, Reply)
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