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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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I'm pretty crap when it comesto courting the ladies and I have a habbit of getting fixated on one at a time until I get proved to be a complete pleb.
I spent several months trying to pluck up the courage to ask one girl out (a barmaid, surprise surprise) by drinking copious amounts of beer on my own. Of course it doesn't work like that, but I eventually asked her if she would have a drink with me and she said yes! So I waited and waited, but she didn't come and sit with me, instead she sat on her own, and no way was I gonna get the bollocks to go over to her. My first attempt was just weird, and all I could manage was "your gorgeous you are".
Now people think I am weird (which I am), but that's not the point. My technique of aimlessly gazing with puppy dog eyes doesn't work, what a looser! haha
She had a boyfriend anyway, but I wouldn't have cared if she had left him ;-)
Edit: I forgot to mention that the hours I spent drinking cost me *allot* of money... but made me the man I am today... yadda yadda
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