a girl once tried
to get me hopelessly drunk and have her way with me at a party when i was 17 she failed because she ended up drinking herself into unconsciousness.

i had an idea of what she was up to early on in the evening mostly because she was not very subtle as she constantly poured vodka into what ever i was drinking out of and after a roughly half an hour spent with our tongues down each others throats (and me thinking it was my lucky night) she started taking a turn for the worse having trouble standing up straight or walking in a straight line and soon passes out on the floor of the living room

i spent the rest of the evening watching her throw up until her mother came to pick her up (she was 16) got screamed at by aforementioned angry parent as she threatened to call the police since everybody at the party was under 18 and ended up sleeping in the attic (just in case the police came) with all the other party goers after a quick tidy up

to top it off i didnt notice her vomit on my shirt while i was drunk and i had to get home the next day on public transport without a change of clothes

worst part? she didnt remember any of that evening so there was no chance of a second try
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 19:35, Reply)