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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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Drank CarlsbergIn the words of Queen "I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike", well so did I as once I took the easy option, the local slapper.
Having fought off her drunken lascivious advances several times previously, I gave in when hammered. I think I was only so keenly hunted due to the fact I was one of the few on her hitlist who'd held out so long. So off we went to her place. Evidence I wasn't thinking straight is given in that as I imbibed a bottle of Carlsberg she gave me (as if I wasn't drunk enough). Anyway, she woke me up and dragged me off the sofa to do the dirty deed.
Again, I'm not proud of my actions, I was a younger (and more wayward) man but my advice to chaps who might be tempted to do the same is, if you can live with your own conscience, get stuck in. You won't get the mocked by your mates too much because the chances are, they've been there too.
But don't forget to rubber up kids!
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Sat 14 Apr 2007, 18:51,
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