I broke up with my long term girlfriend and for about a year I was in a serious funk about it
but then I started to get my head together and decided to jump back on the shagwagon.
So I hit the town, waved my lucky charms and flirted like a mad thing. Sadly whatever pulling skills I had previously had, they had long since deserted me.
So I lowered my standards, I went to bars commonly known as "cattle markets" I flirted with girls with orange skin. Even this didn't work, maybe they could tell I didn't really like RnB, maybe it was the fact I wasn't wearing nikeairmax but for whatever reason, I still wasn't getting any.
By the time I reached two years without a shag, I had an epihany. Girls are alot fussier about who they shag than blokes. So all the horny girls are getting it but there's a lot more horny blokes than girls. So I decided to start shagging blokes.
BAM! suddenly i was getting laid again and then, bizarrely, girls started takign an interest in me as well

and thet all lived happily ever after.

Length? well there was one chap I took home purely on the basis of what turned out to be a rther old fashioned mobile phone.
boy was I disappointed
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 9:50, Reply)