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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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i wish this was my story because i love it...my flatmate was on a date with a guy who was trying way way too hard. a man with chivalrous manners is of course as sexy as hell, but this guy had ruined the seductive restaurant by trying to cut up her food and feed her. then he told her not to order fish with olives. not like a normal person would because this is a disgusting combination, but because she had to "beware of stones and bones, stones and bones".
he then leaned over the table, looped a strand of hair behind her ear, and stroked her cheek with the back of his hand.
"you're so beautiful," he said thickly. "mmmmmmm, and i bet you look so much better in the dark ."
what an excellent way to talk yourself out of a whole night of fucking.
also, that margate waster looks like someone famous. who is it?? philip schofield in a bowie wig or something?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:06,
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