Sorry, serious post now....
I think the maddest thing i ever did was spend 2 years sober to get sex....

Not much i hear you cry, but when you take into account this started at the time i had just turned 17 and passed my driving test and looked old enough to be served alcohol, it was a pretty mad thing to be "des" for all my drunken mates.

So where they were all drunkenly trying to get into girls knickers and failing, i was sat in the corner quietly drinking my (free!) diet coke explaining to any (and often numerous) women who asked that i was the sensible one self-appointed to take them all home after they had exhausted their last chat up lines and could no longer stand for fear of vomiting.

It did lead to a copious amount of driving in the wee small hours of the morning, but it let to far more copious amounts of sex almost every friday and saturday night with a variety of different girls in varying states of sobriety after giving them lifts home.

The best part was, my mates paid me petrol money and bought me soft drinks all night, so not only was i getting more sex, i was also far richer than all of them. mwuahaha.

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Also, i got a lot of sympathy sex both times i broke my arm, so someone might say i broke my arms for sex....
( Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:04, Reply)