The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Too ManySo I'll start with the first real brush I had with the Police.
I was pulled when I was 15 drinking in a local pub?
"How old are you sonny?"
"15, err 18!"
"Which team do you support?"
"Newcastle"
"That accounts for your total lack of fucking brains then"
He let me off.....
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:16,
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