The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Hot knife & rozzer fun, o yesHad a few mates round the folks' house while they were at work (this is going back 15 years or so...). Much rabid hot-knifing ensued (if you don't know what that means, it'd take too long here...), then mate no. 1 says "there's loads of old bill in the front garden". "Hahaha - good one" I merrily quip. "No really, there's four in the front garden, and two climbing over the gate to get into the back" he merrily rejoined. Feeling a put-on, I resignedly looked out of the window, and saw, indeed, several boys in blue peering into downstairs windows etc.
So I went downstairs, opened the door and told them to sod off. Which they did, eventually.
Seems like the little old lady who lived opposite thought the house was empty with everyone on hols. Seeing several lads in the kitchen bent over the gas hob, she called old bill.
O how we laughed.
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petuniadb, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 12:27,
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