The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Driving into workIn my 160bhp MG at 5.30am with no traffic on the road I decide that it would be good idea to overtake the only other car in sight (a silver Skoda octavia). The Skoda then starts to match my speed of 60mph (in a 30 zone) and soon after that the Skoda puts on its blue lights and sirens. Bollocks I've only gone and overtaken a unmarked traffic/video car that is capable of 180mph.
They then sit me in the back of the car make me watch the video and give me a severe bollocking.
I got away with just the warning, I was very lucky.
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 13:03,
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