The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Sitting in my local pubHaving a few brewskies with a few friends I glance to the front door of the pub to see a cop in full riot gear. A few seconds later the pub is full of cops (it wasn't even last orders). The place was surrounded by at least 8 vans 6 cars 1 prison van and 1 helicopter (probably about 80 cops in total).They had backed up the prison van to the fire exit so when all the dodgy drug dealers did a runner they ran straight into the arms of the law.
They made the rest of us wait for about an hour before letting us go and as we left we were put against the wall of the pub and searched in front of the big crowd that had gathered to see what the fuss was all about.
That took some explaining to my boss who happened to be passing at the time :(
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 13:18,
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