The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Don't invite the filth to your party!!!Had a bit of a gathering a while back, you know the sort, 200ltrs of punch, fridge full of beer, banging tunes and an endless supply of 'party prescriptions'. We were asked to keep the latter under wraps or at least be discrete because one of the girls new fellas 'didn't like that sort of thing'. About 10 mins passed and as i was clearly hammered i decided it was time to liven things up a bit and went to see the 'doctor'. After performing a lucky dip in the kitchen, the next thing i knew was this bird was going mad, screaming (and thanking me?) before her and the said fella flew the party. Apparently her fella was sitting in the kitchen while i had my hand in a bag full of smarties. I turns out he's actually a copper.
But the best thing is his name...
Constable Constable.
Oh, how i laughed.
Apologies for length, girth and excess skin.
(Go easy on me, it's my first post)
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 13:45, Reply)
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