The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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my encounters with the lawgenerally i'm a good lad, so i have only novel and pointless tales of old bill experiences.
many, many moons ago, hanging around as young teenagers in the park, consolidating our pocket money and trying to figure out how to procure some alcohol, when some blokes, obviously completely fucked on drugs, wandered up to us and proceeded to fall over a lot, tell wierd jokes, and try to stick flowers in our hair, etc.
so we asked them if they would buy us some booze from the shops, and one of the blokes, pupils like dinner plates, flipped open his wallet to revale that they were CID.
we ran off, they were laughing. looking back, they obviously busted some acid dealer or some such and were enjoying the perks of their job.
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oh, and a few months ago i came to in a police station, after consuming a massive amount of gin, and apparently wandering down oxford st at midnight on a friday, with my cock hanging out. dear me. spent a night in the cells...
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 13:46, Reply)
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