The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Most police are wankbarsMy grandad was at work, and got beat up...
Took him 2 phone calls and 3 hours before the police actually came.
Bags of wank.
Also, security guards (not exactly the police) seem to always follow me and my mates around the shopping center...
...While some twunt steals practially a whole shop.
Fun.
Oh yeah, and when a security guard chased my friends out of the place cause they were making the lift go up and down and up and down...
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 17:22, Reply)
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