The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
(
chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
« Go Back
Elbazo, there are no dodgems on the end of the pier,if there were - you'd have to JUMP them over the exit thing at the end! And even if you meant the ones on the Pier-Approach; surely they don't run without the electricity-stick-hicky touching the electricity-grid-hicky? XD The gardens are UPHILL anyway damnit!
We once had the police called on us for playing with one of those (LIGHT UP!! THIS WAY!! MIDDLE OF ISLAND!!) traffic-bollards. The council said we'd uprooted it and were breaking it, we said we found it in a bush and we just playing (we were 18/19; but still). We however, had photographic PROOF on the back of a digital camera. So they went to leave, only I was cheekyenough to ask for a photo. So there you go. I was taking the picture sadly, but I have another one somewhere with ME in it! :O
(
stevierar, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 19:57,
Reply)
« Go Back