The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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My little (step) brother......wants to join the "feds" when he grows up. Now, I don't know if this is right, but I understand it's very difficult to do so if you've got family with 'previous'. Well...
His grandad did more porridge than Quaker Oats (domestic abuse, drunk and disorderly, etc), one uncle is a convicted armed robber, another is a kiddie fiddler (and is not allowed within two miles of the city limits), his brother (not me, another one) was done for vandalism (shopped by his own ma) and his cousin has a drug conviction. There's only me, his dad and his ma in the close family who don't have a record.
With him only being little, I don't want to kill his dreams, so hopefully he'll change his mind and think about being a fireman or a bus driver, or something...
Oh, and I used to work behind the bar in a police social club, and I can tell you now - they're all complete cunts. I once caught an off-duty pig about to drive his family home after seeing him neck 10 pints. Most of the high-ranking officers are bent (in the black-market sense) and back room of the bar I work in is full of porn tapes, seized during pirating busts, for sale over the bar. Cunts.
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