The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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I was walking home from the local nightclubas you do, at 2 o'clock in the morning down the middle of a dual carridge way when A rosser pulled over and asked me what the fuck i was doing. I had already walked five mile so I wanted do the last two on me todd, but he didn't think that was a great idea so into the car i gets. He asked my name and I said, David, Norry. Speld November Oscar Romeo Romeo Yankee. Suprised at my use of the phonetic alphabet he asked me if I had been done by the police before.
"Nope, I just like watching the bill"
"The bill is nothing like the real police force mate"
"Yeah, you're right. There's more poofs and phychos in the real police force"
He didn't find it funny.
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nnnndave, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 21:28,
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