The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Inspired by a sticker given away by loaded magazine.......I manufactured an a4 sign for the back of an unloved workmates car saying "I'm pissed and I've got a gun". I was an apprentice at the time, and it was my boss who pulled me aside the next day to tell me that the gentleman in question had been pulled over by armed police on the motorway on his way home. I still don't understand the mentality of the person who rang that one in.... "....not only is he drunk but he is armed, it must be true, its written on his bumper....". My boss sniggered like a schoolgirl as he gave me the bollocking the police and the idiots mum had insisted I recieve.
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Spaniels Ears, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 21:34,
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