The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Not funny.Was about 15 when some notorious lads came up to me and held a knife to my throat for about two minutes. In broad daylight for no reason whatsoever. I think it was cus I was tall, or something
"Do you think you're hard?"
(through tears) "No..."
After proving their point they left.
Ran home, spotted a panda car, told the officers. Drove round the corner to (another) notorious spot where local thugs hang around... there they were.
Great!
Copper grabbed them, threw them in the back seat and proceeded to force an apology out of them through *extreme* force.
I'm a non-violent, passive type, but my golly gilly gosh that was so so so satisfying.
One of the lads is dead, another in gaol for twenty and I spotted the other selling spoilt copies of the big issue.
"Have you got an official vendors ID?"
"Er... no... not with me"
"Well you can piss off then"
Satisfying schadenfreude.
I respect the police, its not a "nice" job. And I could never understand people with an irrational hatred for "pigs"
Rational hatred through personal experience is fine though.
length? apology? nah.
edit: ALL YOU DRINK / DRUGGED DRIVERS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 0:38, Reply)
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