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Sitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"

They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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I was driving home one night
The car behind was tailgating and driving with full beams causing me to swerve slightly due to being blinded.

Then on came the blue lights. I was pulled over and greeted by one of the Queen's finest.

"Good evening sir could you tell me why you were driving in an erratic fashion?"

In hindsight maybe it was not the best answer in the world to say:

"Some cunt was trying to rear-end my car while blinding me with their full beams."

"That was me".

A fine and 3 points later I was on my merry way. Fuck it, it was worth it.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 1:10, Reply)

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