The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Its a fair Cop, GuvAfter a solid 11am til 11pm drinking stint one Saturday with my mates, I was in need of my duvet and fell into a cab to get home. One of the lads - Jamie, had stopped drinking at 11pm as he had to drive in the morning. At 1am, he got the horn after a bit of textual intercourse with his on-off-on-off girlfriend. He decided to drive round to hers - a 10min journey across woodland back-roads. However, he had mounted a curb when turning right at a junction - right in front of a parked policecar. He got stopped, tested positive and banged up for the night. At Court, he was asked to account for himself - and Jamie decided that honesty is the best policy said,
"I wouldn't have done it if I hadn't been so drunk"...
2yr ban and hefty fine was awarded for his honesty. It even made the local press!
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 9:59, Reply)
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