The Police
Sitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
Sitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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The Bill
Yesterday my little boy got run over by a kid called Morgan who had stolen a car. The problem was that he wasn't speeding so the old bill wouldn't do him for murder. I went a little bit mental due to my stressful tour of Iraq, during which I had collected a trophy weapon. It was during a visit to the police sation that I took a whole load of coppers hostage.
That was when the evening took a turn for the worse, one of the young coppers tried to disarm me and in the hoo ha I shot a civvy who fell over some stairs. I also winged the young copper in the upper arm. This left me in a sticky situation with a only two hostages left. Unbeknowst to them, before I went to the station I had kidnapped Morgan and put him in the back of my old Peugot which was wired with explosives. I was gonna learn them a lesson, a proper lesson. Anyhoo this antsy copper called Terry went on and on and on and on and I eventually broke. During this time two CID members rescued the kid just before it blew.
It turned out that the whole mess was my fault I was simply looking for a scapegoat, I hope my ex-wife can forgive me.
Also Gabriel looks like he might still get away with his dastardly plan because the civvy was the real Gabriel Kent. Better still June leaves next week and Adam comes back. I hope Adam lets Gina back as she is my fave, do you know she is Gary Oldmans sister.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2005, 14:25, Reply)
Yesterday my little boy got run over by a kid called Morgan who had stolen a car. The problem was that he wasn't speeding so the old bill wouldn't do him for murder. I went a little bit mental due to my stressful tour of Iraq, during which I had collected a trophy weapon. It was during a visit to the police sation that I took a whole load of coppers hostage.
That was when the evening took a turn for the worse, one of the young coppers tried to disarm me and in the hoo ha I shot a civvy who fell over some stairs. I also winged the young copper in the upper arm. This left me in a sticky situation with a only two hostages left. Unbeknowst to them, before I went to the station I had kidnapped Morgan and put him in the back of my old Peugot which was wired with explosives. I was gonna learn them a lesson, a proper lesson. Anyhoo this antsy copper called Terry went on and on and on and on and I eventually broke. During this time two CID members rescued the kid just before it blew.
It turned out that the whole mess was my fault I was simply looking for a scapegoat, I hope my ex-wife can forgive me.
Also Gabriel looks like he might still get away with his dastardly plan because the civvy was the real Gabriel Kent. Better still June leaves next week and Adam comes back. I hope Adam lets Gina back as she is my fave, do you know she is Gary Oldmans sister.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2005, 14:25, Reply)
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