The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
(
chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
« Go Back
BridgeDon't know the whole truth behind this one as the details were filled in by a mate of a mate of a mate etc. down the pub.
Apparently some bloke gets his very large truck wedged under a low bridge somewhere out in the Yorkshire Dales (close enough to home to know which bridge and recalling small artical in local newspaper about it).
Policeman pulls up in his little Pada car, gets out, puts on helmet, walks slowly to drivers side of cab, signals the the bloke to wind his window down and proceeds to ask (as only a copper can)
"And what do you think you are doing?"
"Delivering this fucking bridge!"
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 15:24, Reply)
« Go Back