Police
One night, around 11:30, I went to my place of employment (where my boyfriend works too) to give him something he had left at my place the previous day. We ended up completely making out in my car.

Around three in the morning, three policemen pull up alongside my car. It was typical, I suppose, the whole flashlight-shining-in-your-face business, interrogation, etc. Then they turned into assholes.

My policeman was a total cunt, He made me get out of the car (while it was pouring rain, I might add) and stand barefoot on the pavement for at least twenty mintues while the cops did background checks on the two of us. They were asking the most stupid, irrelevant questions, like what are my siblings' names, where my street was, why do I go to this school if I live in a different town, etc. He even had the balls to say "What would your parents think about you in the backseat with some boy with your bra off and his pants undone?"

I was scared, cos I didn't know whether they were going to call our parents or our boss (as we were technically trespassing on his property). It probably didn't help that my boyfriend was notorious in this town for, well, lots of things, and was known by all the policemen.

In the end they let us go, with a severe scolding and a "Just so you know, your headlights have been on for the past few hours. Turn the car off next time."

First I felt kind of stupid, becuse I had forgotten about the lights. Then I realized the cunts had been sitting in the parking lot across the street, watching us snog the entire time!

Pervy bastards.
(Sudo-Nim, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 15:26, Reply)