The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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New York Cityon a bender. I'm outside of a bar with a friend of mine who's having a smoke. Doorman's not standing right there, so I offer $5 to my friend to card the next person who walks up. He says, "Save your money." Big fella sidles up, friend asks him for ID (quite convincingly). Guy puts his tough-face on, says, "I'd show it to you, but then I'd have to arrest you."
Cunt.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 15:46, Reply)
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