The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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New York CoppersWhen I was a student loads of us went to New York to look at all teh art galleries, some of us weren’t 21 yet so getting a beer was a bit of a hassle. So one of us goes to a "Liquor Store" and buys a load of those huge bottles of beer.
So we all go and sit in the park outside NY University having a cold beer, lovely.
Then along comes a patrol car, copper says " you cant drink in public, you will have to put those beers in paper bags!" fare enough we thought and promptly put are beers in brown paper bags so we now look like a group of alcoholic students (irony).
As the coppers drive off one of my mates stands up and shout "Yeah right, we can’t drink beer in public but I bet its OK to clean your fucking gun init!"
We quickly dispersed in different directions.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 15:59, Reply)
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