The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Church outreach in SouthamptonSome of the kids got a bit out of hand. there were a bunch of teenagers involved in the mission, and it was their yoof leaders 21st birthday.
So they bundled him, tied him to a ladder, took his trousers off, shaved one of his legs, stuffed a banana into his shorts, stuck him outside the church we were staying in, and then called the police, saying there was a loonie with no trousers on hanging around outside the church. All without the use of alcohol or drugs.
Thankfully the police were very nice about it, and didn't charge anyone. But it was a bit embarrasing.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:36, Reply)
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