The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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they can be quite classy....My dad runs a bike shop franchise, anagram of WBM, and as such gets invited on rideouts and testing weekends to try out new models, being the bike mad boy that i am i get to come with him....
now being as that my dad and his mates are all ex racers they are quite good on bikes so cue 5 blokes on the new tourer model up on back wheels trying to out due each other when blue lights flash up behind us, its a bike copper.... shit! so we start to slow down when out of nowhere he passes us and pulls a near vertical wheelie doing about 80!
the worst bit was he flagged us down about 1/4 mile up the road to ask us what we thought....
sheer class
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(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 17:28, Reply)
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