The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Over the summer...I was wandering to the pub with a mate, when we saw that the air ambulance had landed on the cricket field we had to wal past. then i heard running behind us, and this plain-clothed police officer came running up behind us, and flashed his badge at us, asking if if we could take him to some houses the other side of the field because he was confused by the one-way system.
so, me and my mate are put in an unmarked Ford Focus estate, and off we go with blues and twos, proper ace i've never been driven so aggressively anywhere in my life. Quite what happened to the poor bloke with severe internal bleeding i'll never know...
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Sat 24 Sep 2005, 19:49,
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