The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Tossers!When I was at college, I was walking down the street with my best mate who was talking about the driving leson she just had, how her instructer told her she didnt indicate when she did.
Just then we saw 2 policemen in their car zoom out of the road, cliping the pavement where we were and drive off without indicateing.
Now my mate is a bit of a drama queen and things stir her alot, so she was yelling and shaking her fist at them as they drove off.
2 minutes later the police were tailing us very slowly all the way up the road to freak us out. Then they drove off, narrowly missing the roundabout
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 24 Sep 2005, 19:59,
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