The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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my mate al...er mark, yes mark!i have a mate, whos a lovely traffic officer, who doesnt persecute innocent car owners at all, who doesnt own and drive a knackered citroen with 3 (count the feckers) bald tyres,who definately hasnt tasered himself twice while in pursuit of criminals, and on no account turned up for work rough as a badgers arse,whilst having a piss wondering when they put mirrors in front of the urinals realised he was pissing in the sink, then jumps into his jam sandwich to definately not "catch some arseholes"
he also got a bollocking as b4 firing the taser gun into some poor criminal, youve got to shout "TASER TASER",as a warning, his partner in crime does this, and my mate at the top off his voice in the most campest of accents, follows up with "HIGH VOLTAGE WHEN WE TOUCH WHEN WE KISS" behind him, some member of the public decided electric six's rendition was better and duly reported him!
apart from that hes a good bloke, apart from being a traffic twat of course
length and girth of driving license
- 9 points
(, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:05, Reply)
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