The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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The police did once tell my missus who was trying to enforce an injunctionin a domestic abuse case that they couldn't attend the site to deal with the husband threatening to murder his spouse if she didn't let him see the kids until they had done a risk assessment which would probably take some time.
She asked if she should tell the husband to wait until they had finished it before killing the wife.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 5 May 2011, 19:05,
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It's such a bizarre response, it can only be true.(, Fri 6 May 2011, 9:50, closed)
Surreal isn't it.Eventually she persuaded some court officials to go. Hell, she offered to go with me.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 6 May 2011, 17:07,
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