The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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I came home from workonce when the kids were very young, to find my nanny talking to two Policemen at the door.
Apparently one of the children had picked up the phone and randomly dialled 999 - the person who took the call had thought that the 2 yr old's random gabbling was someone in such great distress that they were unable to speak coherently, and sent the police out.
Had to let them in to look around and make sure there was nothing untoward happening.
Got a phone lock after that.
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 2:54, 2 replies)
A phone lock that stops you calling 999Great idea in a real emergency that.
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 7 May 2011, 22:30,
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I had another phone - the kids couldnt reach that one :P
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 0:06, closed)
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