The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Hahahaha, no they look like a bunch of useless twatsIn all the times I've been mugged, burgled, ripped off or otherwise on the receiving end of a crime the police have been next to fucking useless - I don't believe they've ever convicted anyone for any of the crimes committed against me. I had better luck when I told the local hardman off the estate - at least he scared the muggers into returning my money.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:52,
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