The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Ifit moves, and it shouldn't, use Gaffa tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40.
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:54, 12 replies)
ErrI think your top tip slipped.
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Are you saying I'mwrong?
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NopeNoI totally agree I just wondered how it fitted in with the qotw. Could be a RIS on my part though, I've been out in the sun and me brains are likely addled.
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Semi RISit's just the fact I have never been arrested, or harassed by the cops, or even helped by them.
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thankyou for helping my poor brainThis is what my brain was struggling for:
If it moves, and it shouldn't, call yer gaffer
If it doesn't move and it should, use WPC 40.
/gets coat
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what the hell is a RIS?(, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:50, closed)
Consult the dictionarydictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/RIS/
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load of tosh Stupid fucking cunty bollocks expialidocious, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:00,
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Ah. I thank you.(, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:10, closed)
Is this MASSIVE IRONY?(, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:36, closed)
Maybetransmodernist meta-irony?
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Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:45,
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Hmm......I would like to see a 'humorously late' QOTW reply that combines *all* of the previous QOTW's.
A king size Mars bar awaits the winner. Get to it.
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Would you accept the most recent 100?(, Sat 7 May 2011, 23:39, closed)
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