The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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A mate's brother is a policemanand was once driving around slowly looking for someone who'd been smashing windows on the way home from the pub. He thought he'd 'caught his man' when his headlights lit up a shifty looking character staggering up the hill with one hand covered in blood.
Turns out that he wasn't the phantom window smasher, but was just a drunk guy getting home after a good night out on the town, in which he'd pulled a young lady and had 'manually entertained' her behind a bus stop, unaware that she was menstruating, apparently quite heavily.
My friend's brother still describes the look on the guys face as he looked down to his hand and saw what had been left there, a look of surprise, bewilderment, a hint of disgust....ending with a flash of realisation as he slurred the legendary words 'So THATS why she wouldn't let me fuck her!!'
They never showed stuff like that in The Bill, maybe thats why it got cancelled.
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:31, 1 reply)
Fingerpainting for grown-ups(, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:07, closed)
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