The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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used to play...Idiot Bingo
Played whilst on Friday / Saturday night City centre foot patrol. You would get points for:
1. What time is it?
2. Can a pregnant woman piss in your helmet?
3. Can I wear your hat?
4. Evening Cuntstable... (to be honest that often led to arrest)
5. Wash the dwink dwive schlimit (less than you've had sir)
etc.
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