The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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I've been arrested a few times.My best "non-arrest" was quite a few years ago. All day drinking led to me being far too pissed to ride my bike on the road, so I decided to wobble along, more or less walking pace, on the pavement. A copper jumped out from bloody nowhere in front of me, and I managed not to hit him. I got bollocked for riding on the pavement, then he asked if I'd been drinking. I said no, he laughed and said something like "it's a very strong aftershave you've got on then".
He then noticed a lit joint which I was attempting to hide in the palm of my hand, nodded towards it and said "I suppose that's a rollie too?" I told him yes, he laughed again, and suggested I push my bike home, as I looked in shit state. Top bloke, for a copper.
Edit, customs and excise are total BASTARDS.
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 12:31, Reply)
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