The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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I always wonder about people with "clever" names by deed poll.I'm sure they're a lot more likely to be convicted of something than your average person due to them having to at least prove their identity.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:33, 1 reply)
I changed my name by deed pollI changed it to something totally anonymous and ordinary, though my original plan included both "Elvis" and "Jesus" in there. I've not regretted leaving those elements out, ever.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:37,
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I think a middle name could be done.Perhaps something like "Fred Marvellous Smith", since you generally only have to give the first and surnames to law enforcement, etc.. Could be a fucker to travel with though, I suppose -- the passport control guys always look like they're looking for some entertainment.
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