The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Zulu's post reminds mestuck in Kyrgyzstan unable to wait a week (!) for the next flight home, I hired a jeep and driver and took a couple of friends over the mountains to Almaty in Kazakhstan to fly out from there. No big deal, maybe a 5 hour drive.
But it's dark. It's snowing. The radio reception has fizzled out and I'm starting to wonder where the hell I am when we hit the border checkpoint. Most people don't go this way, up through the mountains. Especially not in a nice shiny mercedes jeep, in a suit, with two girls dressed up for a night out clubbing.
Nice men with enormous hats and dubious looking kalashnikovs spent about 45 minutes trying to convince me to have a go on my *prostitutes* as a favour for giving me my passport back.
If you ever want to see blood-chilling fury, try asking a ferociously proud Kyrgyz girl to interpret the fact that she is a prostitute and owes someone a freebie...
(, Tue 10 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)
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