The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Yank Police don't fuck about...Some years ago now I was on a TrekAmerica holiday on the West Coast, started in LA then up the Pacific Coast Highway and onwards to Yosemite and the Grand Canyon in a Minivan...the minivan had very tinted windows...
Got pulled over on one of those amazingly straight roads that leads into the desert in Colorado and our tour guide was ordered to get out.
The Copper was very twitchy as he couldn't see who else was in the van because of the tints (9 women, actually, all unarmed) so our guide was on her knees, on the road, feet crossed behind her and her hands on her head looking at the business end of a Police Special.
Thank christ my inner comedian didn't shout BOO! at the copper.
Still don't know why we got pulled over. Speeding a bit, prolly.
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Sallyrsm, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:44,
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... aaaand I'm finished.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:54,
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