The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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When my Grandma was alive and living in the states.......her apartment block had a small break in...the police came knocking on the doors over every apartment to see how secure they all were...my Grandma said she was fine and protected...the police officer asked how as there was no alarm or way to get help if anything happened...she then took out the double barrelled shotgun from the cupboard (not even a gun case!)...The officers reaction..."when the body falls, make sure it's in your apartment otherwise you could be arrested for shooting a man running away from you" i.e. murder...he then continued "if he falls outside of your apartment, drag the body back in before you call us."
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