The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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When he was on the beatdid he pull a small lorry behind him attached to a harness?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:52,
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I believe he started off pulling a roller skate laden with assorted out-of-date biscuits from Fine Fare, held together with tape from Betamax cassettes.But one day a passing squirrel sat on the roller skate and that's where his career began.
The rest is history...Maurice the squirrel was a superstar amongst his squirrely peers, until his sad demise whilst shooting a Heineken commercial (he fell from the nut feeder and broke his neck).
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:13,
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I'd prefer to imagine him on his beatheld aloft by the tiny beating wings of a thousand budgies.
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Weejock, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:31,
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