An Anti-Posh Tale
An old business partner of mine, me, and a few others were out for a meal in a flash Chinese restaurant. Now Waz was really from the other side of the tracks. Approved school, borstal, prison and finally made it as a bona-fide businessman. At this time we were seriously loaded but none of us had ever had so much money before. Buy Waz really didn't have a clue how to behave in an expensive setting. Not his fault - he'd just never been exposed to it before.

Anyway, to cut a long story short he drank the finger bowl. Honestly. The waiters put this bowl of hot steaming water with slices of lemon in front of him after the spare ribs and he drank it.

*anxiously checks to see if there's anything in this post that refers to the people who give birth to children in case I inadvertently cause offence
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 22:09, Reply)