This might sound egotistical
but I swear it's true. It seems like it's been going on for years- people just listen to my advice, and it's getting to the point where they can't function without me. And I'm not the mayor, or some crime boss, or even a celebrity on the TV... I'm just a simple housewife.

If I decide to take a week out, go to stay with my sister or something, then someone else in my family does something, and I have to deal with it when I get home. It's like they can't function without me. And if it's not them, it's my neighbour, or a friend, or even the local pub owner. I mean, he can't even remember my name, and yet he still relies on me. And the guy's a yellow bellied coward, for goodness' sake. It's not like he won't be doing exactly the same thing next week! He never changes.

It's like the whole world revolves around me! I hope I can retire soon.

M. Simpson
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:12, 1 reply)

Maggie?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:49, closed)