I work as Assistant Manager in a Nightclub....
... which means during the shifts I am left on my own (ie. all of them) I have absolute power over everyone mwuaahahahahahaa!!!! Barstaff, Glass Collectors, Doormen, PR Staff, DJ's - I outrank them all!

I do absolutely love the power (puntastic!) but I still like to stick to one simple rule.... never ask someone to do something you wouldnt be prepared to do yourself.

You dont realise the respect and loyalty that rule commands until you see your Manager mopping up bodily fluids, or standing toe to toe with some brute because the doormen are slow getting upstairs, or jumping on the bar when its 3-deep on a Saturday night just to help out when he could easily be sitting in the office pretending to watch the camera's whilst on B3ta.com.....



(aherm)






......well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad!
( Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:02, Reply)