Absolute PowerHave you ever been put in a position of power? Did you become a rabid dictator, or did you completely arse it up and end up publicly humiliated? We demand you tell us your stories.
Thanks to The Supreme Crow for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:09)
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Chance would be a fine thingPower? What power do I have? I work in a call center and regularly get in trouble for going over my alloted 8 mins a day of toilet time.
Essentaly, I get told off for not shitting myself at work. Give a big American corperation power and what do they do? Try and dictate my biological needs.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:13, 5 replies)
I regularly go out of my way to shit whilst at work.If I feel it brewing at home in the morning, i'll wait until i'm at work so that I get paid to do it. If I feel the thunder at lunch-time, i'll wait until we go back and then go sit on the throne.
The best piece of work related advice I ever received was from my old boy: "Always shit on the company's time, son. You'll get paid for it."
www.workpoop.com
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:37, closed)
8 minutes?I can't have a decent crap in anything less than 20!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:43, closed)
Sick note fixes everything.Find a sympathetic GP. Convince him you have an irritable bowel or gastric 'issues'. Wave sick note at HR. Boss fucks off.
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(, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 8:14, closed)
When I read the title of your postI imagine it being said by Mark from Peep Show.
Have a *click* in the vague hope you will be alloted more poop time.
(, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:31, closed)
crap itaI used to work at a similar call centre and feel your pain (rumbling in my bowels)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:38, closed)
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